Part 1

It's about time for people like me to post something more serious. Enough with English. Aku nak speaking Meleis plak. So aku da berjanji ngan sorang kawan aku ni, tapi tak de la janji pun.

'Aku nk post 1 entry yang sedih dan serius'

'Serius tapi nanti ade HAHA'

Ok. Aku takkan wujud kn perkataan 'HAHA' serta carutan2 yg ade seperti entry2 sebelom2 ni pd entry kali ni. Sebab entry kali ni agak tacing. 

Sume orang dalam dunia ni ade masalah. Orang yg takde masalah ade lah org giler! Sebab die giler. So, kebanyakan orang kurang kan tekanan hidup yg berpunca dari masalah2 yg diorang alami dengan perkare2 negatif. Aku kalaw tension aku akan smoke dan share2 ngan kawan2 rapat dan mungkin jugak post kat dalam blog. Tak de la negatif sgt kecuali smoke. 

Mase aku kecik2 zaman sekolah rendah hidup aku mmg bebas. Bebas dari segala masalah. Walaupun perangai aku time zaman tu macam harrmmmm tapi aku rase seronok gler. Enjoy life as a kid la. Benda ni berlaku mse penghujung darjah 6. Lepas keluar nye result UPSR. Family aku sederhana je. Tak kaye tak miskin. Biase2 je. Mse darjah 6 ayah aku ade janji ngan aku.

'Kalau dapat 5A ayah belikan PS2'

Time tu PS2 mmg menjadi kegilaan dak2 kecik masok air mcm aku. Aku suke gler main game. FYI, ayah aku pengurus kat kilang electronic dan part time as a contractor. Kire nye family aku kinda heaven jugak la. Sbb tu ayah aku offer PS2. 

Tibe result UPSR keluar aku happy gler sbb aku dpt 5A 1B 1C. Aku sekolah cina dlu. Sbb tu ade 7 subjek. Aku pun dengan happy nye bagitau ayah aku sbb die da janji nk beli kn PS2. Tapi time tu ayah aku ckp esok baru pegi beli PS2 nye. Esok nye pagi2 lagi aku da siap. Semangat sgt2. Then aku ikot la ayah aku g bandar. Tapi sebelum pegi beli tu ayah aku nk singgah rumah yg die renovate tu. Nk tgk2 progres renovation rumah tu cam ne. Ble da sampai ayah aku bwat la keje die. Tgk2 dapur rumah tu pe sume. Da siap je ayah aku pun nk blah la kn. Aku pulak tak sabar2 nk beli PS2. Tbe2 tuan rumah tu mntak tolong.

'Tolong tengok2 kan atap rumah ni bole tak?'

Nk ikot kan ayah aku bole suruh pekerja die tgk2 kan atap tu. Tapi nk jge hati tuan rumah tu punye pasal ayah aku naek la kejap kat atap rumah tu. Ayah aku pusing2 atas tu tgk2 atap yg da rosak. Tbe2 aku dengar bunyi atap rapuh.

'Prakkkkk!'

Aku tengok ngan mata kepala aku sendiri ayah aku jatuh dari atap rumah 1 tingkat tu. Aku tak pikir ape da terus lari pegi sblah ayah aku. Ayah aku terbaring kat situ. Tuan rumah tu pun call ambulans. Time tu aku da menangis. Tp aku tak taw knape tbe2 air mata aku meleleh. 

Lepas ambulan datang angkut ayah aku pegi hospital, mak aku datang amek aku pegi hospital sekali. Ble da smpi hospital aku ngan mak aku teros masuk wad kecemasan cari ayah aku. Mak aku pelok2 ayah aku nangis2. Nurse kat situ tenang kn mak aku bwak die keluar kejap sbb doktor nk bwat keje die. Lebih kurang setengah jam cam tu doktor tu kuar la nk bagitau ape yg terjadi kat ayah.

'Emm.. Puan. Suami puan lumpuh seumur hidup.'

Aku ngan mak aku nangis2 lepas dengar ape yg doktor tu ckp. Time tu ayah aku baring je atas katil. Doktor tak bwat pape. Mak aku pun mintak pihak hospital transfer kn ayah aku g Hospital Pantai kat Melaka. Lepas tu transfer lagi ke Hospital KL sbb kat Melaka tu mahal sgt kos perubatan pe sume. 

Sejak tu aku da tak jmpe ayah aku. Mak aku jage ayah aku kat hospital. PS2 pun aku da lupa kn. Kat rumah tggl abg aku ngan adk aku je. Abg aku baru lepas SPM time tu so die keje kat gerai mkn. At least ade la duet nk bg aku mkn ngan susu adk aku. Adk aku time tu baru 3 tahun. Menyusu lagi. So aku lah kne jge die. Aku kesian kat adk aku sbb kdg2 duet takde nk beli susu adk aku. Kalaw abg aku ade duet lebih baru dpt beli susu utk adk aku. Sbb tu adk aku kecik je skrg ni. Aku kdg2 tak mkn. Tggu abg aku balik dari keje baru aku mkn. Aku bersyukur gler sbb ade makcik2 ngan jiran2 aku dtg rumah masak kn. Tiap2 mlm aku angkat adk aku msok bilik sbb die ttdo dpn tv. Dalam sekelip mata hidup aku berubah. Aku blaja hidup tanpa mak ayah pada umur 12 tahun. Sedih? Tiap2 mlm aku nangis.

Lebih kurang sebulan aku hidup cam tu akhirnye ayah aku balek ngan mak aku. Ayah aku dduk atas wheelchair. Aku tgk ayah aku balek aku da nangis. Tgk ayah dlm keadaan cam tu. Aku tak bole terima lgsg. Ayah aku hilang deria dari pinggang kebawah. Every 4 hour die akan buang air kecik. Sbb die tak dpt rse bile die nk buang air kecik. Mak aku plak siang die keje jge kedai facial. Plus nk urus kn pape je la yg ayah aku bwat sebelum die lumpuh. Aku yg akan bersih kn ayah. Bwk ayah g toilet. Angkat die masuk dlm toilet. Lepas die da siap aku angkat letak dlm wheelchair balek. Tu pun lepas ayah blaja sesuai kn diri. Sebelum tu ayah baring je atas katil. Pakai satu tube utk buang air. Every night aku akan urut2 kaki ayah aku walaupun aku taw die tak dapat nk rase.

Raye da dekat. Aku sedih sbb sblom2 ni raye mst g shopping jaoh2. Skrg tak dpt lg nk bwat cam tu. Aku tak kesah sbb ayah aku lg penting dari sume tu. Ape yg bwat aku bertambah sedih ble die snggup kuar kn duet bg kat aku ngan abg2 aku beli brg2 raye sedang kn ayah aku lg memerlu kn duet. Die bagi aku ngan abg2 aku sorang RM400. Aku ade 2 org abg. So, RM1200 total. Abg aku yg sulong bwk pegi Melaka shopping. Tapi ktorang tak shopping pun. Just beli 1 brg je. Aku beli kasut je. Abg aku beli sandal. Tu je la bwat raye. Baju melayu tak de sume tak de. Duet tu aku simpan sbb aku rse nnt kalaw ayah susah aku bole tolong walaupun jumlah nye tak seberapa. Raye tahun ni lah yg paling sedih bg aku.

1 hari tu aku dpt surat tawaran masuk asrama. Mak ngan ayah aku suruh aku masuk tapi aku tak nak. Aku risaw kn ayah aku. Aku rse cam nk jge ayah aku. Abg sulong aku kat Sungai Besi. Abg aku yg ke-2 dpt UiTM Arau kat Perlis. Aku plak dapat asrama kat Segamat. Dekat je sebena nye dari rumah tp aku rse cam jauh sgt ngan keadaan ayah aku mcm tu. Aku nangis2 tak nk masuk asrama. Tapi ayah aku suruh aku pegi je la. Tiap2 malam kat dorm aku teringat ayah aku. Tiap2 malam aku nangis. Tiap mase aku akan teringat ayah aku. Tiap kali pas solat aku akan doa, mintak Tuhan bagi balek nikmat berjalan kat ayah. Aku tak pernah bagitau sape2 kecuali kwn rapat aku smpai la sekarang. Aku tak nk menagih simpati sbb keluarga aku hilang punca pendapatan. Aku tak kaye. Tapi gaye aku mcm org kaye. Tu org yg ckp la. Hakikat nye aku tak kaye. Pasal zakat plak. Aku tak mohon langsung zakat tu. Aku rse ramai lg yg layak terima zakat ni. Ade la member kuliah aku tnye

'Cam ne hang dpt zakat ah jay? Hang mohon ka?'

'Tah. Aku pun tak taw. Tbe2 je name aku ade.' 

Aku seba salah jgak. Yela mcm aku ckp tadi ramai lagi yg layak terima zakat ni dari aku. Alhamdulillah sbb aku dpt zakat ni. Mgkn ni rezki aku. 

My sis and my dad.

As you can see the title says part 1. So to be continue...

p/s : Sad is just a feeling. Playing around with your feeling doesn't change anything. Doesn't give what you want. So, move on. There's no point of being sad forever. Learn to face through the ups and down of life.

Unbelievable

Just now my B bought me a Prosperity Burger. Before that we already ate a plate of Squid Fried Rice. HAHA Nasi goreng sotong di translate kn ke English. Just now I got back from food court after playing in the rain. I quickly rinse my body out just to make sure that I won't have fever again. And now the unbelievable part begins.

I looked at the Prosperity Burger with full of nafsu. Then I arranged it nicely on the table to increase the nafsu of eating.

My thoughts were so tempting at this moment. Maybe its the Prosperity that makes me crazy. I wonder how long does it take for me to finish up the whole burger. I unwrapped the tasty burger and start the stopwatch in my torchphone. I don't know bout you guys. But for me it was super fast! Macam xcaye jek aku makan laju cam tu! The result was unbelievable! See it for yourself. 

3 minutes 28 seconds! FUUFFUUUUUUUU

p/s : I know who you are. I know where you come from. Just don't hide and face me you sick madefaka!

Genting

Hello 2011..!! Sempena tahun baru ni I just want to say may all of you have made some kids on new years eve. HAHA

So, yesterday was one hell of a day. First things first. I thought of going back to kolej by car. But you know what my bro said

'balek naek bus suda. aku dulu balek Arau sorang2 naek bus bole jek'

Okayhh.. Aku akan naek bus. Baru lah lelaki berdikari. F. 

Me and my bro went to Bukit Jalil together on Saturday evening. About 10 pm we arrived. My other bro came and picked us up and stayed his house for a night. Yesterday morning we sent our other bro to KLIA because he is going to Taiwan! Fuukkkkk. I never sit on an airplane before! Jakun babi siaaaa.

My other bro.

After left my other bro alone kat airport, me and my bro went for lunch at R&R Nilai. Babi ape the food were very expensive! Kat Putra foodcourt lagi murah sial. I have ikan ape tah masak lemak cili padi and some veggies RM6. Fukkkk! Tapi kn, nsb baek sedap. Lauk ikang tu sumpah pedas gler babi! Aku plak tambah sambal belacan maken kaw2 la siall. Peloh2 aku mkn da mcm merentas desa peloh2 ku menitis. 

Upon arriving UPM I suddenly realized that I'm wearing shorts. So informal to register my name at the office. I quickly grab a long jeans in my bag and ran to the nearest toilet to change it up. HAHA Then I have a very big smile register at the office. 

Kat office satu lg citer. I remembered last day on sem 1 there was a letter given and said that we had to pay RM30 during registration. Before going to KL my father asked me nk brape duet ? Aku ckp je la RM100 ckup kot. Then he gave me hundred bucks. So, ble smpi kat office die ckp kne bayar RM80. FUUUUFFUUUKKKKK! Skrg duet aku tinggal RM20. Babi ape RM20 nk mkn smbl tggu elaun masok. Haihh.

Da lepas register da lepas angkut2 barang dari bumi ke Musytari. Jaoh la siall. Tbe2 tayar kete my bro terbelah. Terbelah? Kne tukar la eh? Stupid question to be asked at that time. Ape lg, we changed the tyre with a nice yellow rimmed spare tyre. HAHA Sumpah lawak gler babi. Then we're off to Genting! Yeehaaww!

Its been a long time since I last got here. Sumpah bes gler. Sejuk tak payah citer la kn. I forgot to bring my sweater and I was freezing like a salted fish! Glad that my bro had his cigarette.

The reason my bro went there was to pick his friend up. His friend resign working at the Genting hotel. Bukan nye aku g maen2 kat theme park die. Takde keje abg aku nk g maen2 menatang ni sume. But one thing for sure is my bro kept yelling things when we were climbing up the hills of Genting :

'Fuyyoo. Sejuk sial Genting. Fuyoo. Da smpi Genting.'

Have a happy comeback to school or wherever you are!

p/s : I might have hurt you but at least I'm trying my very best for you.

Melayu ke Cina ?

Bace tajuk da taw da aku nk cita pasal ape. Just now ade sorang makcik tengah berdiri kat luar pintu lif. Maybe she forgot to bring along her card and therefore she can't enter. She stand there waiting for someone to come with a card to swipe on the gate so that she can enter the elevator. Fortunately I came to save her day. Pity her though. Da la tua kerepot bawak barang tak macam berat pulak kn. Cam ne aku taw barang tu berat ? Sebab aku yang tolong angkat kn. Baik kan aku ? HAHA All of sudden got cahaya Illahi to help that makcik. Before I forget she is Chinese. 

Then we entered the elevator together. Sweet kn ? HIHI Hanya aku dan makcik tu je dalam lif tersebut. Tibe2 tangan aku dan makcik tu meraba2. Setelah puas meraba2 kami guna kan mase yang ade seblom lif tiba di tingkat 6 (umah aku) dengan berkenalan dan bermesraan. When the elevator reached the 6th floor I hold her hands and said goodbye. Aku keluar lif dengan muka puas. Ahhh.. Puas gler.

Balik ke topik asal. When I went to help that makcik she said 

'Xie xie ni ah'  

WTF ? I'm Malay laa makcik. But I just smiled and said you're welcome in Chinese. Serius pelik. Why she speak Chinese with me ? Do I look like org Cina ? Seriously someone tell me do I have the Chinese fetish ? Sejak sekolah menengah lagi my friends ejek Cina, colok, sepet and others that related to Chinese. When I was a kid I do looked like Chinese. But now I've got pimples everywhere and my skin gets darker due to often exposed by sunlight but still people thought that aku org Cina.

After SPM I worked at Silver Planet as promoter. Well, many Chinese people asked me in Chinese regarding the price or whatever they wanted to ask. Kadang2 aku rase cam Melayu murtad. HAHA Lepas diorang tnye dalam bahase Cina diorang akan buat mke orang bau taik kude. Then they will ask

'Eh, you Chinese ka Malay?'

Every single time someone ask me in Chinese they will paused for a while and ask me if Im Malay or Chinese. Frust jgak kadang2. Tapi ape bole bwat. Orang ingat aku ni Jay Chou agak nye. HAHA

To clear out the air, meraba2 dalam lif tu actually meraba2 button lif ye. Holding hands is where I gave her things back. Muka puas ? HAHA Puas la dapat tolong orang. Seriously no hanky panky. I do have a taste ok. Orang tua pulak tu. Kedut2 suda. HAHA Berkenalan dan bermesra, we chat for a while in the elevator. That's all. For those who may think negatively, you should go to the nearest washing machine and rinse your brain out.

p/s : I think I will hang a board that said 'If you think I'm Chinese you're damn stupid'.

Bangsat

Lame sial tak update. Ni mungkin sebab bosan sangat duduk umah sampai tak taw nak post ape lagi. Hari ni post yang sangat bangsat from me untuk anda semua so bear with me.

 2 days ago is the day. People were posting in Fesbuk about their results and so do I. Of cos people like me result kompem macam bangsat. HAHA Mane tak bangsat, keje enjoy je. Study last minute. People studies to obtain knowledge and used in daily life ahead. As for me, I studied for exam only. So, nawaitu dah lain jadi result pung macam harrmmmm.



Result aku yang sangat bangsat



Kenapa bangsat ? Sebab pointer aku tak lepas 3.00 tapi aku bersyukur kerana pointer aku lebih 2.5. Alhamdulillah. Actually the result tak de la bangsat mane. The process of checking the result was quiete bangsat. That's why I called this 'result bangsat'. A week earlier, kecoh babi 1 Fesbuk pasal result kuar hari ni lah hari tu lah, esok makan taik lah, lusa makan kapur barus lah. Sampai satu tahap tu too many informations about the result and I'm the one watching their comments felt like I'm in the world of Malaysian politics yang entah hape2. F habis. Then came out the 'hero' who saved the day. Kind of. Last Thursday he/she (couldn't recall) made a statement that result can be check that night. Some of them already check and started showed off on Fesbuk 'Alhamdulilahh... pointer aku plg tinggi', 'Yes! Next sem da bole lepak2' and some of them were trying to beg sympathy 'Macam mane ni, teruk gler result aku.', 'Tak pe la, mungkin sem depan rezki aku, doa kn aku eh.' Eeiiii... meluat habis aku bace. Aku excited jugak nak cek, unfortunately I was lepak-ing at the McD nearby my house. Plus, my handphone doesn't have WLAN. Got torchlight only for camping in the woods. About 3 a.m I went home and saw those status being post on Fesbuk.

1st of all I search the link on someone's post on Fesbuk. Finding the link was like cooking for me. Susah nak mampos! Apesal tah. Macam bangsat. My mates created a group on Fesbuk for our batch in UPM. I went there to see all the comments and posts hopefully got the link that I wanted. It failed me. Everyone were so eager to rate and comment on their own result with others. But that didn't stopped me. I kept on searching on every wall of my friends to see whether they have posted or shared the link. Mata aku da rabak habis. Dekat pukul 4 a.m baru aku jumpe link tersebut. Finally! Bangsat betol. Dalam banyak2 komen and status, amoi sorang ni je yang aku dpt jmpe die share link ni kat orang ramai. Yang lain sume tengah tacing2. Bodo jek. Amoi ni relax je bai. Tak de nak tacing2. Mgkn die 4 flat sbb tu die tak tacing kot. HEHE So, thanks to this Amoi.

Berpeloh jugak la ketiak aku mencari link ni. Ketiak belah kanan extreme sikit peloh die. Without wasting any time I click on the link and Taddaaaa ! Aku lupe ape password aku. Bangsat betol laa. Sumpah aku lupe! Seingat aku, I only use one password for all account. Fesbuk, Utube, Blogger, Myspace etc.(perlu ke mention Myspace?) So, I've try all the possible password that I may used as password to certain account. Ngalahkan hacker professional nak break the code but couldn't log in. I went back to Fesbuk to search anything that related to the log in troubleshooting. At the same time azan Subuh berkumandang and I looked at the clock. Bangsat betol la. Nak log in jadah ni nak cek result makan mase siaaa. Baik aku tido je kan. Then I found someone's comment that said he can logged in a few hours ago but now he couldn't. Dangg ! Kalaw aku taw awal2 lagi aku da tido.

Suddenly my neck hurts and I woke up on the sofa. Giler punye portal. Nak log in pun payah sampai aku tertido atas sofa. Nasib baek tak meletop lappy aku. I made an assumption that the portal can be log in during office hour. So, I tried again and it won't work. I gave up and visited the UPM portal and found this

Click on the picture for better view.

read the 'pengumuman' section. So, what the hell are you guys gelabah sangat ek? Tak payah nk gelabah sangat la siaa. Can't wait to show off and begging sympathy. Serius bangsat. Setelah penat lelah sembelit menunggu akhirnye result aku kuar 2 hari lepas and aku terasa seperti nk berak ble tgk result aku yang macam bangsat tu. Da la nak cek log in tak bole2. Ble da dpt log in cam ni plak result nye.

About the result aku amat berbangga walaupun 2.7 je pointer aku. Ape yang penting ape yg aku blaja gler2 babi pnye hard tak dpt B / A. Yang aku tak blaja pulak dpt B / A. So pas ni aku tak blaja la. Bole dapat 4 flat. HAHA Besides I studied for exam only kn. This is what I deserve and I made a status on Fesbuk and my friend said something valuable to me.



Thank you Etan. Click on the picture for better view.



 I made up a theory from his words. If I cut my hair aku akan blaja. And I cut my hair right after that. Wise decision eh? HAHA Bangsat.

p/s : Glory glory Man Utd for tonight match with Chelsea !