Saturday, October 23, 2010

Down, Down, Down, and Down

Tajuk macam lagu Jay sean kan? HAHA! Actually, this entry xde kena mengena pun ngan Jay Sean. Its all about The Reds. So, this is for you lah Caer

This season of EPL started with a surprise. Well, not so surprise for me, but for the Liverpool's die hard fans.(kau la tu Caer) HAHA! EPL is famous of its big four. What is big four? Of course la bukan no.4 tu jadik besa. Tetapi club yang memang selalu lah kat atas carta liga. Arsenal, Chelsea, Man Utd and Liverpool. Season ni memang hampeh buat kelab The Reds. Setakat 8 match ni, kelab yang takkan jalan sorang2 ni baru menang 2 kali je baiii! Pity them. Tapi Liverpool memang tak power pun sblom2 ni.(gaye peminat Man U) I don't know what's going on with this club. But I manage to figure out some of the main problem.

Torres's haircut



Padan muke kau Torres! HAHA!
Before having his haircut, die memang hebat lah. Lepas die potong rambut je teros down. I think he's being forced to cut his hair by his spouse. Ape yang aku nampak ialah die hilang fokus atas padang. Nak taw sebab ape? Because he's worried about his dandruff will fall during the match and caught on camera! So, kalaw rambot die panjang mesti la die tak kisah sbb kalaw dandruff die jatoh pun still ade dalam rambot die. Sekarang rambot pendek camera snap gmba kepala die da bole nampak betapa banyak nye dandruff die! HAHA!
'Saye guna CLEAR for men!' (ayat CR dalam iklan shampoo CLEAR)
I suggest you use this shampoo every time before playing. Then, if you managed to play full time, wash your hair again after second half break. So, if you(Liverpool's fans) want him to be as fierce as he used to be, tunggu la smpi rambot die panjang kayh! HAHA!

Sponsorship



Carlsberg lagi oke kot?
Before this Liverpool's have been sponsored by Carlsberg. Sblom ni pun Liverpool takde la power sangat. Maybe sebab Carlsberg yang taja. When this season started, Liverpool changed its sponsorship to Standard Chattered. I expect that their performance will be better, yelah sblom ni Carlsberg taja macam xberkat la diorang main, tu yang tak power. Datang pulak Standard Chattered ingat kan mendapat keberkatan, rupe2 nye malapetaka. What can I conclude here is Liverpool's manager might consider to take Carlsberg for their sponsorship. Baru lah hebat ckt macam dulu. HAHA!

'Terok ah Liverpool Caer. Kau tak malu ke sebagai die hard fans?'
'Ahh... Aku sekarang sokong Blackpool!'
HAHA! Sabar eh Caer. Nanti rambot Torres da panjang kompem Liverpool power macam dulu.

Tahniah! Liverpool dapat masuk ke divisyen ke-2 season depan.LOL!

p/s : 'You'll never walk alone' Tetttt! Wrong! It's 'you'll walk alone'.




2 comments:

nurul adura said...

hahaha, aku suke post ni. POYOLAH liverpool. nanti aku suroh CHELSEA beli TORRES eh sebab aku kesian dgn naseb dia. setakat JOE COLE masuk THE REDS, CHELSEA haram tak penah kesah. tak tergugat pon beb. hahahahahah :)
to MU im very pity of youu and the WR fate.

JEJEH said...

@DURA

haha, kaw igt chelsea power sgt pe? kte tnggu je chelsea jumpe liverpool. haha. MU xde WR pung hebat jugak lah