Kewl New Language Yawww !

Raageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!

I'm raging twice for a day ! What's wrong with nowadays short form ? I mean when we text messages or comment on Fesbuk there'll be at least one person that have this some sort of kewl language. 

'akoe skeww makawnn nawsiieew larghhh'

wtf is that ? I can't even find it in dictionary ! This is bullshit yaw. Some people doesn't know how to spell it right. Language killer ! FUKKEM ALL GHYEAAHH ! Why can't we just spell it like usual one. It would be nicer and easier to understand lah retardos ! I think they're handicap people. Deaf maybe. Possible of mute or anything that lead to learning problems during childhood. Its a humiliation to write like that because it is not kewl at all. I'm dead serious and I mean it. Not kewl not kewl not kewl not kewl and it makes you look like an attention seeker (jackass) LOL ! Ok, that's lame...kill me now arghhhhh ! Let's cut to the chase, I'm gonna show you some of the kewl language. Observe !

jurx ? HAHA

akoe ? what.. ???

tytet ?? athoiy ?? I can't even....FUUUUU

Her own friend didn't know what language she's using ! Damn !

tnyewr tat ???? Arghhhhhh !!!!!!!!

This is where she got trolled by her friend. 

And she didn't realized that she's being trolled ! TROLOLOL

Butthurt ?? Go buy yourself some butt cream but be careful not to wipe it in you asshole because batal puasa la nanti ! HAHAHAHA Ok, another lame joke. Please kill me nowwww !!!!

p/s : Its hard to update this blog with some quality jokes when you're lack of nicotine. Seriously tho !

Tips For Annoying Fesbuker

Ragggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!

Every time I log into Fesbuk there'll be some retards updating stupid status. Yup. Stupidos amigos status. It's annoyyyyyyyyying ! Seriously, don't you guys felt the same way ? I've updated some stupid status as well but when I think about it I was like 'wtf am I doing bro ?' The whole world is seeing your status on their news feed. Well if you got some retards friends on your Fesbuk I'm sure you've been through the same situation like me. So, here some rage comics for the retards.

In before butthurt !

p/s : It's the final moment. Just a week away and its over. It's gonna be tough for sure.

Cerita Bulan Puasa 1

Today is the 2nd day of Ramadhan and I'm fasting for the whole 2 days ! Yeehhaaaaw ! (baru 2 hari) And so as Cik Karim who is also fasting like his baba. Fuhh, kemain penat die. Asik tido je keje. Tiap2 pagi kejut kan aku sahur.

Penat betol Cik Karim.

Phone camera sucks.

Let's cut to chase. 

Cerita Bulan Puasa time aku berada dalam zaman jahiliah hidup aku. I think during Form 3 kot. I remember back then during outing with my friends. Well of course it is Ramadhan. Because of boredom staying in hostel, me and one of my friends decided to go out have some fresh air. (fresh air sgt bulan2 puasa cam ni) We don't have any clue where we're going at that time. Just wander around and its really hot out there. We thought of going to the Bazaar but it still early. So, we both went to McDonald's to tapau back to hostel. Baru boleh show off kat orang ye dak ? HAHA 

Gotcha !

1st of all dalam McD tu sume orang Cina ngan India yang tengah makan. Aku no hal lah sebab muka aku macam Cina sikit. Member aku yang kesian sebab sume orang dok pandang dia. Sampai kat kaunter buat biasa ja cakap nak bungkuih. Bitau lagi sekali nak bungkuih baru pi order. Aku order doublechesse manakala kawan aku Spicy chicken Mcdeluxe. After that dengan selamba we went back to hostel. 

Kat sekolah aku hostel die belah belakang blok akademik. So, we have to go trough blok akademik baru jumpe hostel. Kawan aku ajak pi kelas jap die khabaq nak pi amek barang dia kat kelas. Aku pung pi la ikut dia. Sampai kelas nafsu aku membuak2 pulak melihat bungkusan2 McD tadi. 

'Alex !(bukan name sebenar)'

'Asal Jay ?'

'*kenyit2 mata'

'Jap, kite gi tengok line dulu.'

'Kite pi makan kat dalam makmal komputer yg kosong tu je.'

'Ok gak tu. Tapi kne duduk kat sudut hujung sane lah. Nanti org lalu x perasan kite.'

Yup, that's where we bukak posa. Before Asar if I'm not mistaken. 

Till then Happy Fasting to all of you. Use this Ramadhan to the fullest. Buka jangan dok makan banyak2. Minum air pung jangan nak sampai 4 5 gelas. Ingat lah orang2 yang kebuluran di negara2 lain. (perut aku kembung dan aku tak larat nak pi turun tarawih)

p/s : I'll be using less English and more Bahasa because if I use English, zikir carutan akan terpapar di sana sini oleh itu di bulan mulia ni aku tak nak korang dapat saham zikir carutan aku.