Congratulations !

Those who read this have become Pak Cik and Mak Cik.

Congrats congrats congrats ! Since this is the 30th post(baru 30 nak kecoh), so I'm gonna make this post the cutest one. 

Congrats again to all of you because all of you have become Pak Cik and Mak Cik. Eh ? Why so surprise ? HAHA Actually I just want to introduce my twins with B : Kiah and Karim. Yes, a boy and a girl. Its a very rare twin since its a boy and a girl. Most of the twins are the same gender. So lucky me ! 

They've been living with us for the past few days and they kinda gained some weight very fast. HAHA Of course they pumped up quickly since they just eat, sleep and wander around. Most important thing is they are super duper cute !

There they are ! Sleep all the time -.-

Kiah and Karim. Again, sleeping.

It's kinda hard to take care of them because I can't even take a good care of myself. But I try. Why Kiah and Karim ? Ahhhhh... I don't know. Its not me who in charged of giving the name. Kiah kinda sepet while Karim have a big round eyes. That's how to differentiate them. But still I get confuse most of the time.

FYI, since semester 1 till now there is always ants wander around my partition and they love to hangout at my laptop. Its really2 annoying ! They never once ask permission from me to use my laptop. I think they've build a castle inside my laptop. Now, they want to make friend with Kiah and Karim. B told me that Kiah love to be friend with lizard. Ok that's weird. Maybe Kiah is way too friendly sampai semut pung nak kawan ngan die. In before the ants come and bite them I Google some of the ways to get rid of the ants from Kiah and Karim. You know what is the best way ?

I put strong tape around the cage ! HAHA

HAHAHAHAA Take that you tiny little red ass minions ! Let see which stupid red ass got stucked on my brilliant tape ! Now, no ants can be friend with my boboy and gegirl. 

That's all for today. Tata !

p/s : I've unleashed a wrath of a super protective Dad !

Geli doh !!

Pernah jmpe mak nyah? Bapok? Dan seangakatan dengan nye? Dari jauh? HAHA Atuk aku pung bole cakap cam tu.

'Atuk nampak mak nyah tadi'

'Iyeee kee?'

Setakat dari jauh baek tak payah der. Me? Pernah lepak same2 bai. It happened during my stduy week. I went back for a few days after 3 months tak balek JB. Banyak sial perubahan kat JB. Ade Taman Poket doe kat tempat aku. Cool giler sial. HAHA Duniawi sume tu. 

Well of course ble balek JB mesti lepak ngan member2 kn. Its a must. But when some of your friends' friends are not the same head as you (tak same kpale.get it?) mesti awkward pnye lah kalaw lepak same. At that time there's Afiq, yang lain tak cuti. So, berdua je lah macam gay.

Si Afiq ni pulak tah kemaruk hape tah ngidam Big Apple sangat. Tah2 die ngandung anak aku. HUUUHHHHH! Went to Jusco Bkt Indah and met my old friend Wan Telor. That night we hang out at our usual mamak place. Order shisha and eat a bit. Then Wan said his girlfriend is coming with some of her friends. Well that's cool. Me and Afiq can make some new friends.

When they arrived,

'Afiq, asal member laki die jalan cam tu?'

'Tah la. Laki lembut kot.'

'Babi la. Asal kena lepak ngan orang2 cam ni sial.'

'Bwat biase je.'

Yes. 2 girls and 2 boys, i mean 4 girls actually. HAHA Adat orang Meleis kena la salam bile jumpe kan. Sopan gitu bile salam ngan diorang. Lembut sangat2. HIHI fak. Aku geli siaall. Aku kesat2 tangan aku kat baju Afiq. Perghhhh. Aku cam tak bole terima ah. Da la mmg aku kutuk2 orang yang tak kenal jantina ni. Bole plak lepak same kn. wtf mang! Nasib baek aku tumpang Afiq. Kalau tak aku da blah doe. Pas tu diorang punye gelak kalah pontianak. Kalah la ketawa dak2 pompuan yang gedik. Taw kan cam ne?

'HIHIHIHUAHUAHUAHUHUHU'

Dalam hati aku da zikir carut. Macam2 carutan dari pelbagai bhse dan kaum keluar. HAHA But the worst part is I didn't get the chance to snap their pictures for my blog yo. But I do have some pictures that I snapped when lepak ngan Imrang. Tu pung snap curi2. Kalaw kantoi mati sial aku. Nampak je cam pompuan. Tapi lengan kalah sial peha aku.

Cute eyh? Fakem all.

I don't understand why these kind of people choose this kind of life. Didn't they realize that they were male? It's been stated on the birth certificate dumbass. Maybe they can't read. But look in your pants! Its different with the female for God sake! Oh, you didn't know what's that thing in your pants? 

x_______x

We can't avoid seeing these kind of people. In fact, there are few in the college. But they are the 'OK' type. Not like these. But hey, its their life. Respect their decision. The choose to be like that. Can't blame them though. I'm just wondering why they choose this path. For sure I'm not going to hang out with these kinds of people again because its gross!

p/s : If you're brave enough go and said this to them 'do you know that you don't deserve to have breast?' HAHAHAHAA

Frustrated !

Since many of you guys were forcing me to update this old shit, plus I'm kinda bored this semester break so here goes a shit post from me. HUAHUAHUA

It's been a long time isn't it? Kinda busy sem 2 ni. Have to keep up the pace you know. Sem 1 pointer cam tahi, so sem 2 kena la study hard nak naik kan pointer. That's why this crap is being neglected. (Naahhh. I'm just lazy to update this blog and I even forgot how this crap looks like!) 

Proceed to the story that I want to share (apehal penyakit MUET ni tak hilang2?fuck), haihhh malas sial nak citer. Sentap habis. FYI, cuti sem aku seminggu je. Supposed to be 3 or 4 months of break but the ISO set up new scadual so that blablablabla bullshit! My semester break have been ripped off by this ISO. Seminggu ni je lah aku nak jmpe member tercinta serta menziarahi guru2 tercinta di SAKTI serta mengambil sijil SPM aku.

There you go. The trip to SAKTI. Yeeehaaaaw! Hepi? Of course. I want to meet my teachers and lepak2 minum kopi. Besides I have some debt to pay. Not to forget revenge on some of the wardens! MWAHAHAHA 4th of May is the date and here we go. I took of early about 8 in the morning. Went to pickup Afiq then went straight away to pickup B. After that we're off to SAKTI. Weeeee~ (geli sial weee weeee ni)

Ok. Aku sebenarnye berhutang. Aku gi SAKTI sebab nak langsai kan hutang aku. Hutang ape? HAHA Hutang kek birthday ngan Teacher Linda and Fairuz. I promise them that I'll come to school and give them a cake. Me and some of my friends went to Secret Recipe to buy the cake and it cost us RM79.00! Ahh bukan selalu belanja cikgu kek. Betul tak? HAHA (kantoi harga kek) 

Setibanye dekat Kota Tinggi. Tbe2 kereta aku bergegar dengan kencangnye. Kalaw duduk dalam kereta rase cam kerusi Ogawa. Damn! I knew something wrong is going to happen. Gathered at Kipmart and we're off to go. But I was looking for the nearest workshop to settle the car's problem. In the meantime I called my dad and my brother to tell them about that car. It was hot and I'm sweating like a F-ing pig! Seriously I don't like it. (ade button dislike tak?) Member2 yang lain dah gerak gi skolah. Tinggal aku, afiq, and b tertinggal dekat workshop. Haiihh. I was so happy when the mechanics figured out the problems. But it cost about RM150! Mane nak cekau duet sial. Nasib baik ayah aku bank in duet. Pheww! Tapi, masalah tak selesai pung. The car is still the same! Aku dah la tak taw sgt pasal kereta. Tah hape2 die berbual aku ye kan aje. Plus, it was raining. Haiihhh. 

Aku lepak la dalam kereta depan workshop tu. Tension2. Da la cuti kejap. Planning baek dah. Kek kat aku. Tapi budak2 ni sume da kat skolah. Bengang sial. Da lah susah nak jmpe member laen. Fak btol. Afiq pung call la sorang member aku ni soh dtg amek die. Ayah aku plak soh aku balek umah. Haiihhh.(bnyak kali aku mengeluh kn? fak) Lastly, aku balek ngan b lepas afiq da dijemput. Malam tu plak bkak fesbuk ade gambar dak2 ni kat SAKTI. Bertambah bengang aku. Siall la tak dpt gi SAKTI. Tapi bile tgk gambar ni aku tersenyum. HAHA 

That's the cake! 

That's Teacher Linda. Cute isn't she? HIHI

Sorry teacher. Didn't have the chance to met adik ipar. HAHA maybe next time. There you go. Tah bile lagi nk jejak kaki ke SAKTI lagi. Haiihhhh. I'm so fucked up.

p/s : The most frustrating thing is I didn't get the chance to taste that RM79.00 cake !