Serius Spooky !

Just now I went to the toilet to clean myself up. FYI, aras aku hanya ade aku dan jugak sorang roomate aku, Haidhar. Just the two of us. Orang sume sibuk2 nak sambut raye aku ngan Haidhar sibuk nak balek awal. Ceh, konon nye nak study sebab next week we have test ! Pokok nye tandas tingkat lima blok B kolej 13 berhantu la siaaaa !!

Before I went to shower I asked Haidhar

'Kaw gi mandi sorang2 pe ?'

'Aah. Sorang2 je.'

'Pehh, berani sial mandi sorang2. Semalam sanggup tunggu aku nak mandi same2.'

'HAHA'

Nampak cam Haidhar ni penakut kan ? Well actually aku pung same ! But I always act cool. HAHA Cool la sangat. Kalaw da kena kacau ngan hantu baru taw cool tak cool sangat ah.

After that I went to the toilet alone. Haidhar once told me that he heard 'someone' breathing loudly while he was having his 'business'. Then my other roommate also said that he heard 'someone' screaming while taking a shower. So, obviously I was thinking about that all the way to the toilet. My heart beat increased like shit ! 

Aku masuk toilet dengan perasaan selamba. Letak barang2 aku kat sinki pas tu gi kencing jap. Habis je berdehem tibe2 perut aku macam menendang2. Aku dapat rase kan tahi2 yang terkumpul da mula nampak dunia. Aku ape lagi bukak paip air ready nak cangkung. Suddenly,

'Haaaaahhhhhhhhh.......'

Aku tergamam. Fuuuu fuuuuuukkkkk. Bunyi ape siaaal ?! Aku tutup paip air. Bukak pintu dan

'Haaaaahhhhhhhh.......'

Fuuu fuukkkkkk ! Bunyi tu lagi ! Aku terus lari balek bilik mntak tolong Haidhar teman kan aku mandi ! Taik aku tersedut balek ! Macam siaall doe bunyi die. Nak bernafas pung agak2 laa. Tak payah nak kuat2 sangat ah. Sumpah bederau darah aku ! Haidhar yang tengah makan McD pung teman la aku dengan bawak kentang McD tu gi tandas. I qiuckly have my shower while the door open so that both of us can see each other. And of course I'm not naked. But its F-ing scared me !! Serius spooky gler babi !

p/s : If the ghost being seen from far then it's fine. But if it appears in front of me, I swear I collapse on the spot !

Annoying Fesbuk-er

Facebook is the most popular social networking site ever exists. Friendster ? Myspace ? Those are for immature kids. I've used them before Facebook exists. Hell yeah ! Facebook is way cooler than those immature social networking sites. But there are some of the users didn't realize that this is Facebook ! Come on ! Its not Myspace. Please use your real name ! Its F-ing annoying ! I find Facebook very interesting because some of my long lost friends had been found here. Because they use their real names bro ! It is a very useful site for finding your long lost friends. Serius ! Aku tak bergurau ! Tapi ade manusia2 ataw lebih tepat lagi budak2 yang tak baligh lagi yang baru nak up guna Facebook macam Myspace. 

Sign up form stated 'first name' and 'last name'. Ape masalah korang ? Letak je lah name betol korang. Malu sangat ke ngan name masing2 ? Owhh. Tak cool laa kalaw letak name betol eh ? Kne letak name Pinky Girlz, Puteri Jerawat, Bontot ku Merah baru cool ? Baru lah market ? Baru lah orang nak add kaw ? Come on laa weiiyyh ! Macam bodo je letak name2 cam tu. My eyes vomited when I saw those shit craps. 

I don't mind if you want to put some fancy name but at least put up the name that people might know you. Bullshit lah name2 fancy ni. Yang buat aku bertambah menyirap nye da lah name cam babi pas tu profile picture letak gambar kartun, gambar motor, gambar pelakon Korea gay. It really annoyed me like crazy. I don't mind the name actually but at least the profile picture is the real one. If you're too shy to upload your real picture then that's fine but put up your real name please !! Tolonglah please ! You people haa make me mencarut leh all the time I see you people. Bloody hell betul.

Stop babbling now. Just see the pictures below.

Seriously ? Failed !

Yes. I know you're horny. Please add her to 'cheer' her up.

WTF mang ?

I felt like a dumb ass right now.

Please don't humiliate yourself. Remember ! This is Facebook fakka.

p/s : 68 friend request and I'm not approving. Why ? They're immature kids.