Melayu ke Cina ?

Bace tajuk da taw da aku nk cita pasal ape. Just now ade sorang makcik tengah berdiri kat luar pintu lif. Maybe she forgot to bring along her card and therefore she can't enter. She stand there waiting for someone to come with a card to swipe on the gate so that she can enter the elevator. Fortunately I came to save her day. Pity her though. Da la tua kerepot bawak barang tak macam berat pulak kn. Cam ne aku taw barang tu berat ? Sebab aku yang tolong angkat kn. Baik kan aku ? HAHA All of sudden got cahaya Illahi to help that makcik. Before I forget she is Chinese. 

Then we entered the elevator together. Sweet kn ? HIHI Hanya aku dan makcik tu je dalam lif tersebut. Tibe2 tangan aku dan makcik tu meraba2. Setelah puas meraba2 kami guna kan mase yang ade seblom lif tiba di tingkat 6 (umah aku) dengan berkenalan dan bermesraan. When the elevator reached the 6th floor I hold her hands and said goodbye. Aku keluar lif dengan muka puas. Ahhh.. Puas gler.

Balik ke topik asal. When I went to help that makcik she said 

'Xie xie ni ah'  

WTF ? I'm Malay laa makcik. But I just smiled and said you're welcome in Chinese. Serius pelik. Why she speak Chinese with me ? Do I look like org Cina ? Seriously someone tell me do I have the Chinese fetish ? Sejak sekolah menengah lagi my friends ejek Cina, colok, sepet and others that related to Chinese. When I was a kid I do looked like Chinese. But now I've got pimples everywhere and my skin gets darker due to often exposed by sunlight but still people thought that aku org Cina.

After SPM I worked at Silver Planet as promoter. Well, many Chinese people asked me in Chinese regarding the price or whatever they wanted to ask. Kadang2 aku rase cam Melayu murtad. HAHA Lepas diorang tnye dalam bahase Cina diorang akan buat mke orang bau taik kude. Then they will ask

'Eh, you Chinese ka Malay?'

Every single time someone ask me in Chinese they will paused for a while and ask me if Im Malay or Chinese. Frust jgak kadang2. Tapi ape bole bwat. Orang ingat aku ni Jay Chou agak nye. HAHA

To clear out the air, meraba2 dalam lif tu actually meraba2 button lif ye. Holding hands is where I gave her things back. Muka puas ? HAHA Puas la dapat tolong orang. Seriously no hanky panky. I do have a taste ok. Orang tua pulak tu. Kedut2 suda. HAHA Berkenalan dan bermesra, we chat for a while in the elevator. That's all. For those who may think negatively, you should go to the nearest washing machine and rinse your brain out.

p/s : I think I will hang a board that said 'If you think I'm Chinese you're damn stupid'.