Sunday, December 19, 2010

Bangsat

Lame sial tak update. Ni mungkin sebab bosan sangat duduk umah sampai tak taw nak post ape lagi. Hari ni post yang sangat bangsat from me untuk anda semua so bear with me.

 2 days ago is the day. People were posting in Fesbuk about their results and so do I. Of cos people like me result kompem macam bangsat. HAHA Mane tak bangsat, keje enjoy je. Study last minute. People studies to obtain knowledge and used in daily life ahead. As for me, I studied for exam only. So, nawaitu dah lain jadi result pung macam harrmmmm.


Result aku yang sangat bangsat

Kenapa bangsat ? Sebab pointer aku tak lepas 3.00 tapi aku bersyukur kerana pointer aku lebih 2.5. Alhamdulillah. Actually the result tak de la bangsat mane. The process of checking the result was quiete bangsat. That's why I called this 'result bangsat'. A week earlier, kecoh babi 1 Fesbuk pasal result kuar hari ni lah hari tu lah, esok makan taik lah, lusa makan kapur barus lah. Sampai satu tahap tu too many informations about the result and I'm the one watching their comments felt like I'm in the world of Malaysian politics yang entah hape2. F habis. Then came out the 'hero' who saved the day. Kind of. Last Thursday he/she (couldn't recall) made a statement that result can be check that night. Some of them already check and started showed off on Fesbuk 'Alhamdulilahh... pointer aku plg tinggi', 'Yes! Next sem da bole lepak2' and some of them were trying to beg sympathy 'Macam mane ni, teruk gler result aku.', 'Tak pe la, mungkin sem depan rezki aku, doa kn aku eh.' Eeiiii... meluat habis aku bace. Aku excited jugak nak cek, unfortunately I was lepak-ing at the McD nearby my house. Plus, my handphone doesn't have WLAN. Got torchlight only for camping in the woods. About 3 a.m I went home and saw those status being post on Fesbuk.

1st of all I search the link on someone's post on Fesbuk. Finding the link was like cooking for me. Susah nak mampos! Apesal tah. Macam bangsat. My mates created a group on Fesbuk for our batch in UPM. I went there to see all the comments and posts hopefully got the link that I wanted. It failed me. Everyone were so eager to rate and comment on their own result with others. But that didn't stopped me. I kept on searching on every wall of my friends to see whether they have posted or shared the link. Mata aku da rabak habis. Dekat pukul 4 a.m baru aku jumpe link tersebut. Finally! Bangsat betol. Dalam banyak2 komen and status, amoi sorang ni je yang aku dpt jmpe die share link ni kat orang ramai. Yang lain sume tengah tacing2. Bodo jek. Amoi ni relax je bai. Tak de nak tacing2. Mgkn die 4 flat sbb tu die tak tacing kot. HEHE So, thanks to this Amoi.

Berpeloh jugak la ketiak aku mencari link ni. Ketiak belah kanan extreme sikit peloh die. Without wasting any time I click on the link and Taddaaaa ! Aku lupe ape password aku. Bangsat betol laa. Sumpah aku lupe! Seingat aku, I only use one password for all account. Fesbuk, Utube, Blogger, Myspace etc.(perlu ke mention Myspace?) So, I've try all the possible password that I may used as password to certain account. Ngalahkan hacker professional nak break the code but couldn't log in. I went back to Fesbuk to search anything that related to the log in troubleshooting. At the same time azan Subuh berkumandang and I looked at the clock. Bangsat betol la. Nak log in jadah ni nak cek result makan mase siaaa. Baik aku tido je kan. Then I found someone's comment that said he can logged in a few hours ago but now he couldn't. Dangg ! Kalaw aku taw awal2 lagi aku da tido.

Suddenly my neck hurts and I woke up on the sofa. Giler punye portal. Nak log in pun payah sampai aku tertido atas sofa. Nasib baek tak meletop lappy aku. I made an assumption that the portal can be log in during office hour. So, I tried again and it won't work. I gave up and visited the UPM portal and found this

Click on the picture for better view.

read the 'pengumuman' section. So, what the hell are you guys gelabah sangat ek? Tak payah nk gelabah sangat la siaa. Can't wait to show off and begging sympathy. Serius bangsat. Setelah penat lelah sembelit menunggu akhirnye result aku kuar 2 hari lepas and aku terasa seperti nk berak ble tgk result aku yang macam bangsat tu. Da la nak cek log in tak bole2. Ble da dpt log in cam ni plak result nye.

About the result aku amat berbangga walaupun 2.7 je pointer aku. Ape yang penting ape yg aku blaja gler2 babi pnye hard tak dpt B / A. Yang aku tak blaja pulak dpt B / A. So pas ni aku tak blaja la. Bole dapat 4 flat. HAHA Besides I studied for exam only kn. This is what I deserve and I made a status on Fesbuk and my friend said something valuable to me.



Thank you Etan. Click on the picture for better view.

 I made up a theory from his words. If I cut my hair aku akan blaja. And I cut my hair right after that. Wise decision eh? HAHA Bangsat.



p/s : Glory glory Man Utd for tonight match with Chelsea !

6 comments:

mizzlullaby said...

banyak nye bang satt ~~ :D
nyway nex tyme cbe lg ~ :)

meerapieka said...

jay,, aq pon teruk. sobsob :(

JEJEH said...

NAD KUNENG

aku tak hebat mcm kaw doe chin peng
haha

MEERA

jom kte bwat group
nk ?
hahaha

Chee Yien said...

amoi yang katakan tu tak dpt 4 flat la....die tak tacing sbb ade kat kawasan hutan tgh kem...

JEJEH said...

CHEE YIEN

haha
bt im sure that you're almost 4 flat

Chee Yien said...

ahaahaa...^^ya