Kewl New Language Yawww !

Raageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!

I'm raging twice for a day ! What's wrong with nowadays short form ? I mean when we text messages or comment on Fesbuk there'll be at least one person that have this some sort of kewl language. 

'akoe skeww makawnn nawsiieew larghhh'

wtf is that ? I can't even find it in dictionary ! This is bullshit yaw. Some people doesn't know how to spell it right. Language killer ! FUKKEM ALL GHYEAAHH ! Why can't we just spell it like usual one. It would be nicer and easier to understand lah retardos ! I think they're handicap people. Deaf maybe. Possible of mute or anything that lead to learning problems during childhood. Its a humiliation to write like that because it is not kewl at all. I'm dead serious and I mean it. Not kewl not kewl not kewl not kewl and it makes you look like an attention seeker (jackass) LOL ! Ok, that's lame...kill me now arghhhhh ! Let's cut to the chase, I'm gonna show you some of the kewl language. Observe !

jurx ? HAHA

akoe ? what.. ???

tytet ?? athoiy ?? I can't even....FUUUUU

Her own friend didn't know what language she's using ! Damn !

tnyewr tat ???? Arghhhhhh !!!!!!!!

This is where she got trolled by her friend. 

And she didn't realized that she's being trolled ! TROLOLOL

Butthurt ?? Go buy yourself some butt cream but be careful not to wipe it in you asshole because batal puasa la nanti ! HAHAHAHA Ok, another lame joke. Please kill me nowwww !!!!

p/s : Its hard to update this blog with some quality jokes when you're lack of nicotine. Seriously tho !

Tips For Annoying Fesbuker

Ragggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!

Every time I log into Fesbuk there'll be some retards updating stupid status. Yup. Stupidos amigos status. It's annoyyyyyyyyying ! Seriously, don't you guys felt the same way ? I've updated some stupid status as well but when I think about it I was like 'wtf am I doing bro ?' The whole world is seeing your status on their news feed. Well if you got some retards friends on your Fesbuk I'm sure you've been through the same situation like me. So, here some rage comics for the retards.

In before butthurt !

p/s : It's the final moment. Just a week away and its over. It's gonna be tough for sure.

Cerita Bulan Puasa 1

Today is the 2nd day of Ramadhan and I'm fasting for the whole 2 days ! Yeehhaaaaw ! (baru 2 hari) And so as Cik Karim who is also fasting like his baba. Fuhh, kemain penat die. Asik tido je keje. Tiap2 pagi kejut kan aku sahur.

Penat betol Cik Karim.

Phone camera sucks.

Let's cut to chase. 

Cerita Bulan Puasa time aku berada dalam zaman jahiliah hidup aku. I think during Form 3 kot. I remember back then during outing with my friends. Well of course it is Ramadhan. Because of boredom staying in hostel, me and one of my friends decided to go out have some fresh air. (fresh air sgt bulan2 puasa cam ni) We don't have any clue where we're going at that time. Just wander around and its really hot out there. We thought of going to the Bazaar but it still early. So, we both went to McDonald's to tapau back to hostel. Baru boleh show off kat orang ye dak ? HAHA 

Gotcha !

1st of all dalam McD tu sume orang Cina ngan India yang tengah makan. Aku no hal lah sebab muka aku macam Cina sikit. Member aku yang kesian sebab sume orang dok pandang dia. Sampai kat kaunter buat biasa ja cakap nak bungkuih. Bitau lagi sekali nak bungkuih baru pi order. Aku order doublechesse manakala kawan aku Spicy chicken Mcdeluxe. After that dengan selamba we went back to hostel. 

Kat sekolah aku hostel die belah belakang blok akademik. So, we have to go trough blok akademik baru jumpe hostel. Kawan aku ajak pi kelas jap die khabaq nak pi amek barang dia kat kelas. Aku pung pi la ikut dia. Sampai kelas nafsu aku membuak2 pulak melihat bungkusan2 McD tadi. 

'Alex !(bukan name sebenar)'

'Asal Jay ?'

'*kenyit2 mata'

'Jap, kite gi tengok line dulu.'

'Kite pi makan kat dalam makmal komputer yg kosong tu je.'

'Ok gak tu. Tapi kne duduk kat sudut hujung sane lah. Nanti org lalu x perasan kite.'

Yup, that's where we bukak posa. Before Asar if I'm not mistaken. 

Till then Happy Fasting to all of you. Use this Ramadhan to the fullest. Buka jangan dok makan banyak2. Minum air pung jangan nak sampai 4 5 gelas. Ingat lah orang2 yang kebuluran di negara2 lain. (perut aku kembung dan aku tak larat nak pi turun tarawih)

p/s : I'll be using less English and more Bahasa because if I use English, zikir carutan akan terpapar di sana sini oleh itu di bulan mulia ni aku tak nak korang dapat saham zikir carutan aku. 

Tanah Tumpahnya Darahku

Yesterday we all Malaysian watching our national team defeated by the Singaporeans. Its sad since this is the platform for our team to perform or qualified for the next FIFA world cup. Its in every Malaysian dreams to watch their favourite national team playing against other famous country. 

1st leg of the match we're down by 5-3. And yesterday I believe that Harimau Malaya would come back just like the match against Indonesia in AFF Suzuki cup. I was hoping that HM could beat those sea lions or mermaid lion I guess since the Singapore lion have fish scale. But in the end we're tied by 1-1. Thanks to Safee Sali for the goal. At least they perform well in front of us.

What I want to say is the squad are fatigue. You know why ? Arsenal wants to play with them, Liverpool too, Chelsea also want to play with them maa haiyaaa komfem diorang penat mau lawan Singapore lehh. Maybe its one of the factor. Other than that, the defensive line of our beloved squad weren't performing well. They didn't stay in one line as I supposed to trapped those Singaporean strikers in an offside position. When they didn't stay in one line, then the striker pass through them and all they're hoping is a flag-up from the linesman. Damn ! What was that bro ? Aku yang tak main pun tau bende2 cam ni. (lu cakap bole la bro, try main ngan ktorang tgk). Ok2. This is the function of spectators. To give opinion about what was wrong in the game so that our beloved Harimau Malaya could improve. 

Disappointment

I took the picture on the internet. This is what we (national football fans) feel when the final whistle blown. Maybe its not our rezeki. Maybe next time. I think I never supported our national team before. It started last two years when I saw some improvement from the national team. Plus, it ain't me alone you know. All of the Malaysian said so. See how many people come and supported them yesterday ? Compare to 5 / 10 years ago. All of the Malaysian trusted this team because of the improvement they made, their spirit and loved towards country.

Don't give up guys. Don't lose your faith on our national team. I believed one day our national team will be playing with England, Spain, Netherlands, Brazil and other famous country. Even though we loss to Singapore, but Harimau Malaya still in my heart. Till then, have a listen to Rebecca Black's Friday song!

p/s : Don't expect things too high and too low, because once you loose it, it'll be your greatest disappointment.

Nomad Friend

Yo yo yo ! Here come another post from me bro ! The story starts long way before the earth was formed. When our Creator created this world and fast forward a few billion years ahead there is one little boy born on....... I don't know, but his birthday was 11 days ago. So, God had decided to put him in a room with 5 troll head friends (that include me). But it seems like he didn't get along with those 5 trolls. He possess the awesomeness of Nick Jonas because of his hair. He speaks louder than a boombox. And one more thing, I don't know why I had this jealousy. Owh yeah, many hot chicks attracted to him ! HNGGGGGHHHHHHHHH ! (maybe its just a coincidence or luck or whatever)

Why nomad ? I think he lived in the dessert before coming here. He didn't stay at one place. Its hard to meet him (kalah PM bro) maybe he's busy doing things or he doesn't like the 5 of us ? (that's for sure i think) HAHA FYI, our room can be considered as the tidiest among others but there's one part in our room that fukken spoiled the title man ! Yup, the nomad friend is the spoiler ! I think he just like to be messy. Just look at his hair and you'll know what kind of person he is. (macam cakap kat diri sendiri -.-) tapi tempat aku kemas der. Adelah tak terurus sikit time jadi ketua deco. 

He came back just to change clothes, taking shower, wash clothes and go back to his nomad habits. Weird eyh ? For 3 semester with him, we concluded that he has an imaginary friend. He can open up the door without using a key !! Now that should be published in Ripley's. Hey Ripley, you missed out the unbelievable act here. There's a time when the 5 of us went out to feed our tummy, he nomad-ing without locking the doors ! FFFUUUUUUUUU

Luckily nothing happened. I guessed he told his imaginary friends to look after the room while he's gone. Well about the spoiling our room's title........just look for yourself. Enjoice !

What is this ? I can't even........

Pretty neat yawww !

..............

Now I know why he didn't stay here. Hmm

I can't even type right now. Well I'm still typing to finish this up if not tergantung la nanti takde penutup. Kena tolak markah sape nak tanggung ? Aku jugak. Well, it's been a while since I last play rugby. Till then have a good Monday evening by guessing who's this messy, loud, and hot stuff is !

p/s : Damn ! I can't even do 1 push up and it hurts ! Sucks